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Trigger
 
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Subject: the years first christmas joke
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> This Year's First Christmas Joke
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> Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
> pearly gates.
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> "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess
> something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
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> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
> flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
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> "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
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> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
> He shook them and said, "They're bells."
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> Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
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> The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
> finally pulled out a pair of woman's panties.
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> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
> what do those symbolize?"
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> The man sheepishly replied, "These are Carols."
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> And So The Christmas Season Begins.
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Sailfish
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Very nice. 
Mike
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