InstantForum.NET v4.1.4Pensacola Fishing Forumhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/chris@pensacolafishingforum.comSat, 22 Nov 2008 04:17:54 GMT20http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxLOL Sam you got me. I actually gave the guy the idea but I forgot to tell him to get her drunk first. :moonFri, 25 Jul 2008 12:15:02 GMTCraig Whttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx[quote][b]wysecw (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]AAAAHHHH I see now. After reading the article about it, I am going to go out on a limb and say he took her out on the boat, got to the middle of no where, pulled the key out of the ignition and said "Put out or swim!" So she played along until he got close enough, she cup checked him and pushed over the side. After teasing him with the dip net to make him sorry for what he did she realized he was too far out and had to call for help.[/quote]</P><P>Sounds like you have been there before :withstupid :pokeFri, 25 Jul 2008 11:32:30 GMTbamasamhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxLet's see if I have this right. Two guys, from Mississippi, bumpin bottoms.</P><P>They must of graduated from MSU:poke:poke</P><P>Wade, I didn't know you were from Missssippi.</P><P>Greg(29ft Luhrs)Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:22:42 GMTgamccphttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxHe told the story on the news and it was just a bit different....He said he was relieving himself and was pushed, lost his shorts with the key (never did he say he used them to float with) tried to swim to the boat (nothing said about a net) and drifted with the current to shore. He was nekked when he washed up on shore..... She probably saw his little <U>rod</U> and reel and threw his Ass off!!!:)Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:55:24 GMTChrisH2Ohttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxNow the whole truth comes out. A lot of <A href='add_smilie(":Booty:","smid_218")'><IMG id=smid_218 alt=Booty.gif src="http://www.strokeboard.net/style_emoticons/default/Booty.gif" valign="absmiddle"></A> going on onboard that boat. Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:58:14 GMTOrion45http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxMy wife is from Mississippi and I have eaten at that Igloo.....They do have really good fried catfishThu, 24 Jul 2008 14:11:55 GMTIsland24http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxI'll bet he was crappin when he couldn't make it back to the boat.Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:31:42 GMTOut Alignhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxMaybe he was crapp'en and not piss'en when she pushed him.Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:43:35 GMTClay Peacherhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxAAAAHHHH I see now. After reading the article about it, I am going to go out on a limb and say he took her out on the boat, got to the middle of no where, pulled the key out of the ignition and said "Put out or swim!" So she played along until he got close enough, she cup checked him and pushed over the side. After teasing him with the dip net to make him sorry for what he did she realized he was too far out and had to call for help.Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:41:22 GMTCraig Whttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx<H1>Britches save local boater's life</H1><H3>By ROBIN FITZGERALD<BR><A href="mailto:rfitzgerald@sunherald.com">rfitzgerald@sunherald.com</A></H3><!-- start story most popular stories.comp --><DIV id=most_popular>GULFPORT --</DIV>A boater who fell overboard Monday night near Ship Island defied all odds, authorities said. Facing rough seas and high winds, he swam, he floated and he even hallucinated. About 19 hours later, he made his way to a Gulfport beach. <P>Long Beach resident Colin Rayner, 28, used his pants as a flotation device but lost them in the ordeal. A female acquaintance who was with him on the boat was unable to pull him to safety with a dip net, said Harrison County Sheriff's Capt. Ron Pullen.</P><P>"That gentleman should be in Beijing for the long-distance swimming competition," Pullen said. "In all my years, he's one of the few I've ever seen survive something like this. He is very lucky."</P><P>Authorities said Rayner and the woman were involved in horseplay, trying to push each other off his 18-foot-boat, when Rayner fell into the water around 7 p.m. Monday. Shortly before 2 p.m. Tuesday, he came ashore near the Ken Combs Pier at the foot of Courthouse Road.</P><P>His brother, Donald Rayner Jr., called his appearance "fantastic news."</P><P>Pullen, the sheriff's chief investigator, said Rayner yelled for the woman to use his cell phone to call the Coast Guard. She's from out-of-state, Pullen said, and called Rayner's father instead.</P><P>"She kept trying to reach him with a dip net but he or the boat kept drifting away," said Pullen. "The keys to the boat were in his pants and the woman said she wouldn't have known how to drive the boat if she'd had the keys."</P><P>The woman neglected to mention the horseplay after her rescue, said Pullen, which prompted a criminal investigation after Rayner told first responders he was pushed overboard. Her name wasn't released.</P><P>"Both their stories matched up," Pullen said. "There was no foul play involved."</P><P>Ship Island is about 12 miles south of Gulfport. The Coast Guard reported him missing from the north side of the island.</P><P>Rayner, the son of a Long Beach physician, told authorities he could see helicopters flying over but couldn't get their attention.</P><P>Fire Chief Pat Sullivan said a beach vendor gave Rayner a blanket while waiting on rescue personnel to arrive. He appeared to be in good condition, Sullivan said, and declined a hospital checkup.</P><P>Lisa Urban, a family friend, said Rayner was going to his father's house after meeting with investigators.</P><DIV class=spill_nav><DIV class=previous></DIV></DIV>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:34:37 GMTbamachemhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx[quote][b]Orion45 (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]How did he lose his shorts while peeing? Even being pushed overboard, it's virtually impossible to lose them. Maybe he had them around his ankles? Sounds fishy to me. <P><A href="http://pensacolafishingforum.com/fishingforum/add_smilie(%22:uhm:%22,%22smid_44%22)"><IMG id=smid_44 alt=uhm.gif src="http://www.strokeboard.net/style_emoticons/default/uhm.gif" valign="absmiddle"></A><A href="http://pensacolafishingforum.com/fishingforum/add_smilie(%22:uhm:%22,%22smid_44%22)"></A>[/quote]<P>yea, makes you wonder if he was really peeing and pushed from behind as a joke.<P>maybe they were really good friends and pushed "to hard" from behind?Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:30:25 GMTAUradarhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxMaybe he had put his friend in the water when he was pissing before. You know how you bump the throttle when some one is pissing off the back. He took the key out and put it in his pocket when he had to piss so he couldn't get him back so he pushed him over ?????Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:11:01 GMTmurphyslawhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx[quote][b]hossfly (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]Mississippi is full of spill over coon asses.[/quote]</P><P>Easy I is one.Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:35:02 GMTseminolewindhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxhere ya go</P><P><A href="http://www.sunherald.com/pageone/story/698748.html">http://www.sunherald.com/pageone/story/698748.html</A>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:34:32 GMTbluffman2http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxMississippi is full of spill over coon asses.Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:31:17 GMThossflyhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxI agree this story seems weird. Was this in the news? Does anybody have the link?Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:27:32 GMTCraig Whttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxHow did he lose his shorts while peeing? Even being pushed overboard, it's virtually impossible to lose them. Maybe he had them around his ankles? Sounds fishy to me. <P><A href='add_smilie(":uhm:","smid_44")'><IMG id=smid_44 alt=uhm.gif src="http://www.strokeboard.net/style_emoticons/default/uhm.gif" valign="absmiddle"></A><A href='add_smilie(":uhm:","smid_44")'></A>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:22:14 GMTOrion45http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx[quote][b]ChrisH2O (7/23/2008)[/b][hr]Did anyone hear the story of the guy pushed overboard while taking a leak???? The person with him thought it would be funny to push him in while relieving himself. The other person didn't realize he had the boat key in his pocket and lost his shorts when he was pushed in. The current was strong and he tried to swim to the boat but couldn't make it back....:doh Nineteen hours later, after a couple of shark bumps to his leg, he washed up on shore. :hotsun[/quote]</P><P>Which leads to the question, How did the guy on the boat get back?Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:49:30 GMTBig Redhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxGet back to pullin' teeth. You ain't got time to fish!!!Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:13:01 GMTDowntime2http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx[quote][b]Downtime2 (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]I got ya'lls "waaaaaa" and :reallycrying hangin' rat cheer. [/quote]</P><P>:reallycrying</P><P>Wade, is it that time of the month for you????Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:09:44 GMTCaspr21http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx[quote][b]sniper (7/24/2008)[/b][hr]Damn, want some french cries witht he waaaa burger? <P>And good question, why the hell would you take the keys out of the ignition while you are on a boat? [/quote]<P>or not throw the guy a life jacket and/or life perserverThu, 24 Jul 2008 09:48:42 GMTAUradarhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxI got ya'lls "waaaaaa" and :reallycrying hangin' rat cheer. Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:46:15 GMTDowntime2http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxDamn, want some french cries witht he waaaa burger? </P><P>And good question, why the hell would you take the keys out of the ignition while you are on a boat? Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:34:10 GMTsniperhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxFolks been feeling a little sensitive lately? :reallycryingThu, 24 Jul 2008 07:23:51 GMTWharf Rathttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx[quote][b]JoeZ (7/23/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]ChrisH2O (7/23/2008)[/b][hr]Yes ....in Mississippi.[/quote]<BR>Well that explains most of the stupidity.[/quote]</P><P>hey man, leave miskidippee alone, they gots a big igloo that serves some great catfish and awesome fried picklesThu, 24 Jul 2008 06:37:13 GMTfreespool50http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx<FONT size=3>Well, As Forest use to say "Stupid is as stupid is" don't matter your geographic location.</FONT> Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:40:58 GMTDannohttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx[quote][b]Downtime2 (7/23/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]JoeZ (7/23/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]ChrisH2O (7/23/2008)[/b][hr]Yes ....in Mississippi.[/quote]<BR>Well that explains most of the stupidity.[/quote]<P>Easy on that Mississippi shit son. Runs deep here too.....[/quote]<P> <P>check out this Mississippi video<P> <P> <P><A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_067ahbXfg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_067ahbXfg</A><P> <P> Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:36:36 GMTNathttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxMadecha' look though.....Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:14:31 GMTDowntime2http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxNo problem. If I was funnier, this would have been easier. I'll try harderWed, 23 Jul 2008 22:05:32 GMTJoeZhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxall i am saying is stupid shiat happens in all states........Joe sorry for the comeback at ya!!Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:02:46 GMTbluffman2http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxC'mon kids.<br>Sarcasm doesn't translate well through the keyboard but you know better Wade.Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:59:49 GMTJoeZhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx[quote][b]JoeZ (7/23/2008)[/b][hr][quote][b]ChrisH2O (7/23/2008)[/b][hr]Yes ....in Mississippi.[/quote]<BR>Well that explains most of the stupidity.[/quote]</P><P>Easy on that Mississippi shit son. Runs deep here too.....Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:56:50 GMTDowntime2http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxjoe well im from mississippi so i gues since i still live here im part of that stupidity!!</P><P>i have seen some real stupid shit in florida, like sexual assaults at the blue angels show ,so lets keep this simple.....no need to start bull shit when not needed....Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:53:33 GMTbluffman2http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx[quote][b]ChrisH2O (7/23/2008)[/b][hr]Yes ....in Mississippi.[/quote]<br>Well that explains most of the stupidity.Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:49:41 GMTJoeZhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxYes ....in Mississippi.Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:37:13 GMTChrisH2Ohttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxWho takes the keys out of the ignition while on the water? :pokeWed, 23 Jul 2008 21:37:13 GMTbonita danhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspx[quote][b]Strictly Bizness (7/23/2008)[/b][hr]wonder if they are still friends?[/quote]</P><P>Still FRIENDS....You got to be F****ng kidding.:blownaway:blownawayWed, 23 Jul 2008 21:35:14 GMTTuna Manhttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxyou talking about the incident in gulfport,ms???Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:26:10 GMTbluffman2http://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxwonder if they are still friends?Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:22:19 GMTStrictly Biznesshttp://www.pensacolahuntingforum.com/fishingforum/Topic151029-2-1.aspxDid anyone hear the story of the guy pushed overboard while taking a leak???? The person with him thought it would be funny to push him in while relieving himself. The other person didn't realize he had the boat key in his pocket and lost his shorts when he was pushed in. The current was strong and he tried to swim to the boat but couldn't make it back....:doh Nineteen hours later, after a couple of shark bumps to his leg, he washed up on shore. :hotsunWed, 23 Jul 2008 21:14:25 GMTChrisH2O