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Posted 8/14/2008 5:30:49 PM
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Ha Ha Damn you guys must be bored!
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Posted 8/14/2008 6:10:25 PM


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wanna be tuna slayer (8/14/2008)
Ha Ha Damn you guys must be bored!

You have no idea.

You know, I wonder how much further this thread would have gone if I hadn't made the manatee comment. Thank god for insensitivity towards his creatures! I'm gonna go kill something.

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Posted 8/14/2008 6:48:26 PM


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wysecw (8/14/2008)
MMMMMMMMMMMM baby seal burgers with beach mouse fries and an ice cold beer out of my elephant tusk beer mug.

Those seal are good. Here is a couple of pic's from are last trip.



 

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Posted 8/14/2008 10:00:25 PM


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yeah, we make a trip to canada every year.... on the plane flight up, i tell the pilot to dive until we're low enough to club baby seals from the window.

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Posted 8/14/2008 10:18:35 PM


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Caspr21 (8/14/2008)
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Those taliban are like bonita or bluefish....you just gotta cook em right and they gotta be fresh!


just make sure you take the turbine off of the head, it tends to cause a fire if you put them in the oven!


You better soak 'em in bleach before you skin 'em and don't forget to throw away their left hand.


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Posted 8/14/2008 11:24:54 PM
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MMMMMMMMMMMM baby seal burgers with beach mouse fries and an ice cold beer out of my elephant tusk beer mug.

Those seal are good. Here is a couple of pic's from are last trip.

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 8/14/2008 11:35:04 PM


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Yall gotta quit! I have tears in my eyes!
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Posted 8/15/2008 7:41:28 AM


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I've never clubbed a seal before, but it looks very liberating.

I wonder how much a guided seal clubbing trip would cost. I think I might try it bare knuckle just for sport. Does anyone have any Inuit relatives that could take me for a reasonable price. If not I'll just have to settle for the river otters and red foxes around here.

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Posted 8/15/2008 8:07:52 AM
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tunapopper (8/15/2008)
I've never clubbed a seal before, but it looks very liberating.

I wonder how much a guided seal clubbing trip would cost. I think I might try it bare knuckle just for sport. Does anyone have any Inuit relatives that could take me for a reasonable price. If not I'll just have to settle for the river otters and red foxes around here.

LMAO     hey, I may not be able to put you on a fully guided seal clubbing adventure, but great news, China is moving a lot of Panda bears due to some recent earthquake, and they, for the right price, maybe be up to an in caged beating!  Just think of it as a "High Fenced  Exotic Hunt" with sushi on the side!   hahahahaha

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Posted 8/15/2008 8:45:56 AM


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Wow....those pictures are great! I think I might quit the magazine and start a Beach Mouse guide service out of Orange Beach. I'll have trained cats that bay the mice kinda like they do with dogs hunting wild hogs.

 

 

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Posted 8/15/2008 8:51:37 AM


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Hell yeah,I'll kill a panda. I'll eat his heart while its still beating and devour his soul
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Posted 8/15/2008 10:04:47 AM
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You fellas are funny!!

Tunapopper, I have 9 cute little cuddly springer spaniel puppies for sale at $250 each. I'll do a package deal and sell the whole litter for $1500 and you can rent out an ice skating rink and probably do a close simulation of the guided seal trip. To make it more sporting I'll throw in the mother for an extra $100 to try and protect them and you could drink her milk while its still warm. Just food for thought......Speaking of food, i have a delightful recipe for hummingbird fritters if anyone is interested

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Posted 8/15/2008 10:32:32 AM
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You guys are sick and twisted individuals and should all be ashamed of yourselves. Not once have you recommended a good alcoholic beverage to go with these activities.

BTW, I signed up on a peta forum and made the seal clubbing pics as part of my signature. I posted one of the manatee recipes. I'm waiting to see how long it takes to have my access removed. ROFL

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Posted 8/15/2008 10:35:07 AM
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We should email this thread to PETA!!! We could see if they would model our Manatee skin hats at their next rally.

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Posted 8/15/2008 10:46:54 AM
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please excuse the oversight, I would recommend a dry merlot with the hummingbird fritters and either tequila or cheap bourbon for the seal/puppy clubbing.

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Posted 8/15/2008 11:33:40 AM
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well since we are sending one to peta, I would like to introduce my new monkey skinning machine.  Of coarse only use it with a six pack of bud light!

ps. Not sure how to import it into the frame

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Posted 8/15/2008 11:49:45 AM


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I could sell my pedigree beach mouse hunting cats on the peta forum for sure!

 

 

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Posted 8/15/2008 11:57:22 AM
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We have a new dog that is starting to get on my nerves, I bet he will be good on a grill or he could be used as some fine shark bait.
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Posted 8/15/2008 2:16:33 PM


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JMS, I'll take your puppies and wash them down with a pint of bottlenose blood fresh from the blowhole.

Its disturbing to know there are others with thought processing similar to my own and yet comforting at the same time.

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Posted 8/16/2008 1:39:13 AM


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tunapopper (8/15/2008)
I wonder how much a guided seal clubbing trip would cost.

For forum members, I can get you in for under a G.

This is the boat we take.

I am thinking of taking the four wheeler on the next trip. It's a pain in the butt dragging them back after about number 100

But it's real easy to track back. Don't even have to use the GPS

Here is a few more pic's of the trip.

BEFORE.....

AFTER.....

And a couple from the end of the day...

SEAL MEAT....DOES THE BODY GOOD 

 

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Posted 8/16/2008 1:42:25 AM


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Caspr21 (8/15/2008)
well since we are sending one to peta, I would like to introduce my new monkey skinning machine.  Of coarse only use it with a six pack of bud light!

ps. Not sure how to import it into the frame

 

Here ya go Caspr21

 



 

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Posted 8/16/2008 12:55:21 PM
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Thanks Joel!  I appreciate the help.  I am wondering.  What would it cost me to just be the video man on one of your adventures.  See, I have very steady hands and could get some goooooood close ups to forward to PETA!  LMAO

ps.  with over 3000 views and 80+ replies.  you know the off shore fishing must be crap right now!  hahahahaha

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Posted 8/17/2008 8:31:45 AM


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Do they have one of them monkey holders that would fit the Mrs.???

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Posted 8/17/2008 10:06:08 AM
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you guys taking the easy way out, clubbing???... no sport in that. my grandfather trains a polar bear to kill the baby seal and bring it to him and proceed to kill the polar bear. baby seal fat compliments polar bear meat very well.

  during football season after his yearly spotted owl trips we have owl wings on saturday. he clips the wings off and throws the rest of the bird away, i asked him one time "why dont we eat the rest" he looked me in the eyes and said "cause i dont give a shit". a quick tip... baby seal fur is the best thing to use to buff a car after ya wax it, make sure to throw the fur away after.

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Posted 8/17/2008 4:55:54 PM


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Hey I also run seal clubbing charters. My boats not as nice as other so il do one for $350. Hes a pic from my last trip.

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Posted 8/17/2008 7:43:07 PM


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 i asked him one time "why dont we eat the rest" he looked me in the eyes and said "cause i dont give a shit"

    

 

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Posted 8/17/2008 10:26:55 PM


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FYI!!!  NEVER EVER EVER start off on page 3 of a thread!!  LMAOOOOOO.....I thought I'd died and got sent to China.......I mean.......HELL!!! 

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Posted 8/18/2008 10:53:14 AM


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This is the greatest thread ever
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Posted 8/23/2008 7:43:20 PM
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it is ashamed it is dead tuna popper!  I mean with nothing else to do, you would think we can get some more support for our cause!
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Posted 8/23/2008 10:35:40 PM
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2008 PFF Cookbook. Order yours today. Procedes go to NW florida chapter of BORED FISHERMEN.
Still laughing my ass off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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