The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither  the Republican  
candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win.  
There was much talk about  ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but  a
week-long ice fishing  competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle  
things. The candidate that caught  the  most fish at the end of the week would
win the election.

Therefore, it was decided that   there should be an ice  fishing  contest
between the two candidates to determine the winner.

After much  back  and forth  discussion, it was decided  that the  contest
take place on a  remote  frozen lake in northern Minnesota

There were to be no observers  present, and both men were to be sent out
separately on this isolated  lake  and return at 5 P.M. with  their  catch
for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.  

At  the end of the first day, John  Mc. returned to the starting line and he
had ten fish.

Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone  assumed he was  just
having another 'bad hair'  day or something and  hopefully, he would catch up  
the next day.

At  the end of the 2nd day John Mc. came in with 20 fish and Obama came  in
again with none.

That evening, Harry  Reid got  together secretly with Obama  and  said,
'Obama, I think John Mc. is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun.   I want you to go
out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and just how he is 

cheating.'

The  next night (after John Mc. returns with 50 fish), Reid said  to  Obama,
'Well, tell me, how is John Mc. cheating?'

Obama replied,  'Harry, you're not  going to believe  this, but he's  cutting
holes in the ice.'

Experience  Counts

Dealer for www.stickitanchorpins.com and Sea Tow

Located in Navarre just north of the bridge.

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My therapist told me the way to achieve inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I have finished 2 bags of chips and a 12 pack of beer.
I feel much better already.

I'll forgive "Hanoi Jane" fonda when the Jews forgive Hitler!! This Vet isn't fonda "Benedict Arnold kerry"

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Maybe they can figure out that cutting a hole in the ground to get our own oil won't be cheating either! lol!

"Fish Like You're Hungry!"

"Eat More Fish!"