Go thru the work to get certified, spend all the money on gear, go the day before to get your tanks filled, come this weekend for a ruff ride out in the boat before the sun comes up, jump your ass in 59 degree water, go down at least 100 hundred feet, poke around where ever you can, try to find a fish, take aim like a tru hunter, shoot him, then fight off a mess of cudas that havent ate in a week, get him in, and go back up to the boat and repeat 3 more times that day then freeze till your nuts look like raisins on the way back in to the dock, and you can talk about bein a god damn sportsman.